Silly Scripture Plates

It’s time for the Valentine’s day plates to come down and something else to go up in their place.  I was thinking, I could just get some nice ones from Tai Pan and leave it at that.  Or I could put some inspiring scriptures up.  Or I could put inspiring and funny scriptures up.  I like the last idea the best.  I think that although Mormon art is nice and all sometimes it’s a little bit stuffy and I think that our Father in Heaven has a sense of humor.  He did create children after all.  So here are my silly scripture plates.  I hope they make you smile too!

See, even back in the golden plate days “they knew not.”  It’s like when I ask Macey, “Did you make this mess?”  Blank stare.  “I don’t know Momma.” Mmhmm.  Sure you don’t. 

I am going to make my girls {MEMORIZE} this scripture by the time they are teenagers.  So when those stinky little pre-pubesent boys try to kiss my girls they will say “Touch me not!”  A mom can only dream.

That’s the {WHOLE} scripture! Remember Lot’s wife.  It was a tie between this one and “He dwelt in a tent.”  Do YOU remember Lot’s wife?  She looked back and turned into a pillar of salt.  There is some significance to this one though, besides being kinda funny.  The moral of the scripture is don’t look behind you, look ahead to the future.  I like that.  I could go on and on about it, or you could just read about the profoundness of the scripture in this awesome article by Jeffrey R. Holland. 

Do you have any favorite funny scriptures or scripture stories? I wanna know!

Linking to: Craft-O-Maniac, Skip to my Lou

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